kingcroacus:

fingers are weird??? like…… our arms just split into other smaller arms…………. ok

(Source: kingcroacus-moved, via fake-mermaid)

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

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volvata:

when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”

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caraknightley:

shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason

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bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

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