fingers are weird??? like…… our arms just split into other smaller arms…………. ok
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when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”
(Source: speedwagonfoundation, via die-a-virgin4eva)
shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason
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